MTWAPA THE FUN TASTIC CITY

It's on a Friday and at around 11.00pm as I walk in the streets of Mombasa in a Metropolitan Town going by the name Mtwapa, I decide to pop in a club *F******N* to see what many people have been telling me about ladies dancing naked (Stripping). Unfortunately I find no stripper I ask a guy next to my table about them and he directs me to two nearby clubs *L******P* & *B******F*. I sip my drink very fast and phew! off with my cameras to the above two mentioned clubs. On my way i hear a woman's voice ''Anko.........Anko..........Anko....Kidogo'' i turn my head only to realize am the one being called, two ladies all rushing to where am standing and one starts ''

Lady one---> Mambo
ME---> Poa
Lady one---> Naona uko lonely
Lady two---> Naitwa Nancy Sijui wewe?
ME---> Naitwa Mike
Lady One---> Aaaaaw Mike, a sexy name

I decide to hit the nail on the head "Mwasemaje?"
One is like "nataka kukukeep busy leo"  the other one is like "hutaregret" they have a disagreement on who to go with me but eventually the other lady *Purity* pulls out of the race and now am remaining with one *Nancy* and she gives me the services she offers with their prices as stated below

1. ONE SHOT ---> 300
2. TWO SHOTS ---> 600
3. WHOLE NIGHT ---> 1500

Just before she finishes giving me the breakdown she notices am holding a camera and a question comes out "Kwani wewe ni wa Jicho Pevu?" I tell her no because if at all it was a Yes then i would have been dead by now.....I cut her short by telling her am on official duty and can't go with her, she agrees to that very quickly and off she goes.....A sigh of relief after 30 hectic minutes. I proceed to B*****f and this time very careful because cameras are their biggest enemy. I enter the club and O.M.G strippers are all over. As i head to the Counter to get a drink and roll my eyes as i spectate i collide with a nude lady, she is profusely sweating and i figure out she was the one on stage when i entered the club. I take it easy and order for my drink and find a place to sit. It's already mid night and the show is bound to be hot, The Disco Joker is busy doing what he does best. Ladies from Kenya,Uganda,Tanzania, Nigeria come on stage showing their nude bodies and yes that's what they call 'WORK'. The club is loaded by people from all walks of life and now the theme of the show is bound to start....S******y the show stopper gets on stage and that's where hell breaks loose, He is said to ........TO BE CONTINUED