Monday, May 30, 2016

PERU Opens Wangari Maathai Park







Four years after the death of Nobel Peace Prize winner Professor Wangari Maathai, she has been honored with the opening of a park named after her in Lima, Peru. The late Wangari’s passion for tree conservation was remarkable until when she met her demise in 2011.  Here are photos from the launch of the Wangari Maathai Park in Peru that was attended by close to five Kenyan & East African government representatives.  We can just hope that Kenya will give her similar recognition. -
Four years after the death of Nobel Peace Prize winner Professor Wangari Maathai, she has been honored with the opening of a park named after her in Lima, Peru. The late Wangari’s passion for tree conservation was remarkable until when she met her demise in 2011.
Here are photos from the launch of the Wangari Maathai Park in Peru that was attended by close to five Kenyan & East African government representatives.
We can just hope that Kenya will give her similar recognition.
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40 Most Hilarious Quotes By Robert Mugabe

Apart from being one of the longest-serving African heads of states, President Robert Mugabe is known for his witty and sometimes foolish quotes. Here’s a compilation of some of the hilarious quotes from the Zimbabwean President:


1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

2. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.

3. He who swallows a complete coconut has absolute trust in his anus.

4. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.

5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.

6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”. It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

7. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

8. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.

10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?

11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.

13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy.

14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

16. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.

17. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade.

18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.

20. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed.

21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever, because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.

23. When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious.

24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.

25. Even Satan wasn’t gay; he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.

26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

27. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line.

28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”

29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”.

31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

35. Mr Bush, Mr Blair and now Mr Brown’s sense of human rights precludes our people’s right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neocolonialists.

36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.

38. Journalist: Sir, don’t you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President?
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?

39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?

40. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

10 Reasons He Never Called After the First Date

1. You didn’t put the phone down.
This is the big one, girls: Obsessively checking your phone every minute isn’t the way to get a guy to like you. There’s nothing ruder than trying to have a conversation with a person who’s constantly stating at their screens—wouldn’t you be put off if he were paying more attention to his iPhone than to you?
Checking Instagram can wait. No, it can’t? Then you’re probably not ready to have a relationship with an actual human just yet. Similarly, don’t post status updates, tweet about your date in real time, or snap any candid pics when he’s not looking. That’s just creepy.

2. You didn’t eat.
Most guys will freely tell you that there’s nothing more cliché (read: boring) than a girl who doesn’t eat on a date. If you think not ordering dinner will make you appear skinnier, prettier, sexier, more feminine, or more mysterious, guess what? It won’t. What it will do? Probably make the dude a little uncomfortable, especially if he takes you to a restaurant. Plus, if you’re weird about eating, he might think you’re weird about other pleasurable things

3. You got hammered.
Having to be carried home by a guy you barely know isn’t chic (nor is slurring your words, taking your top off, or crying at the dinner table.) Sure, a few cocktails can be fun and loosen the mood, but overdoing it probably won’t get the guy—unless the guy is Charlie Sheen.

4. You revealed too much.
Feeling comfortable with your date is fabulous, but feeling so comfortable that you overshare could cause him to run in the other direction. After all, does anyone really need to know personal details about your life after knowing you for 45 minutes? Want to be married with a baby by the age of 30? Keep it to yourself for now.
Similarly, steer clear of personal topics like your parents’ messy divorce, your chronic stomachaches, your massive fight with your best friend, or the fact that you’re only meeting losers on dating sites.

5. You asked him the wrong questions.
On a first date (or anytime you’re with another human, really) it’s a good bet that asking questions will always ensure flowing conversation. However, if you start grilling him on politics, religion, his exes, and how much cash he pulls in, it’s pretty much a given that you’ll scare him off. You’re not interviewing him, you’re getting to know him, so keep your queries general. Ask about work, his family, his hobbies, pop culture, or his favorite music.

6. You social-stalked him.
Did you friend him on Facebook, follow him on Twitter, and start liking and commenting on every one of his Instagram photos the second you left the date?  In the digital world we live in, that could be the equivalent of too much too soon, and could freak a guy out. Instead, wait until you’ve had a handful of solid dates before keeping up with him on social media.

7. You killed him with compliments.
Replace gushy comments like “you’re so hot,” “you seem like the perfect guy,” “you’re so out of my league,” “you’re so much more successful than me,” “you’re perfect,” and “you have an amazing body” with “I like your shirt.” Trust us on this one.

8. You didn’t at least offer to pay for anything.
Sitting back all night and not offering to pay or split the bill could translate to entitled—not a good way to get a guy to like you. A tactful way to do this is to simply reach for the check when it comes. If he insists, offer to split the bill, or at least leave the tip. He’ll probably decline, so make sure you offer to get the cab to the next destination, the movie tickets, or a round of drinks.
Keep this in mind though: If you offer to pay or split, be prepared to actually pay or split. Nothing is more awkward than him saying “sure, you can get the cab” and you saying “Actually, I didn’t bring my wallet.” 


9. You text him right after the date.
Obviously texting is a viable means of communication these days, but there are a few unspoken rules we all need to follow. If you had a good time and feel like shooting him a casual text the next day that says “had a great time, thanks again!” go for it.
However, if you start texting him things like “OMG so I know I only left you a few minutes ago, but I had the best time EVR, ur sooooo amaze and I can’t wait to see u again. Wanna do brunch with me and my BFFs tomorrow??! LMK ASAP xoxox!!!” don’t expect a second date.

10. You were boring.
This sounds harsh, because we know you’re not boring, but if he asked you lots of questions, and you gave one-word answers, or seemed generally disinterested, you’re not getting a phone call. After all, would you want to hang out with a guy who didn’t seem like he wanted to be there?



Sunday, July 28, 2013

5 Things Husbands Never tell their Wives

…now that I’ve gotten your attention, I’m first going to go into the whole positive spiel about how happily married couples share everything including the toothbrush (eew!) and how they keep absolutely nothing from each other (in case you missed it, I just said the positive bit!). The negative bit I’m about to unleash (Armageddon style) is not for the faint-hearted wives or judgmental/paranoid wives-to-be. If you fall into either category then please close this article now and wait for another publication, otherwise please read on…
trust issuesMen have secrets, some more than others. When they get married they may choose to share some secrets but where do they draw the line without triggering a marriage meltdown? A husband may want to ‘put a sock in it’ if they woke up one morning and decided to narrate an erotic dream that didn’t involve their wife (even if the woman involved was some impossible-to-get celebrity). That’s just asking for a whole lot of trouble. How about that special female friend whom he’s been in touch with before and after marriage? I don’t think a married man will see sense in disclosing that kind of info, unless of course his wife wasn’t the jealous type (that’s like saying there are dogs that aren’t the barking type!).
On a scarier note, a considerate husband would not disclose any possible regrets for marrying his wife…at least not to the wife. It’s a tough pill to swallow but marriage proposals founded on pity, unplanned pregnancy or financial gain may soon begin to see Frustration rear its ugly head. Next thing you know, the truth is out there like the X-files! Sadly some women just can’t handle the truth; which brings me to the fourth thing husbands won’t tell their wives – how their wives REALLY look. I’m not talking about the diplomatic ‘You like fine, dear’. I mean If she’s having a real ‘off’ day e.g. she’s a little heavy and she’s concerned about her weight, she’s got extremely sensitive skin and she’s concerned about her spots, or perhaps she’s got a freakishly futuristic hairdo she loves but you have a big question mark about, etc.
But it’s not all about the wife, what she looks like or what private relationships or dreams she’s unaware of – there’s also other ‘assets’ to worry about. I heard about joint bank accounts for couples where either can sign to make withdrawals but let’s face it; how many husbands would tell their wives about that private account where their (back-up) funds are kept safe from frivolous spending, possible divorce settlements, etc? You only know what you know, you know ;)

Thursday, June 13, 2013

MTWAPA THE FUN TASTIC CITY

It's on a Friday and at around 11.00pm as I walk in the streets of Mombasa in a Metropolitan Town going by the name Mtwapa, I decide to pop in a club *F******N* to see what many people have been telling me about ladies dancing naked (Stripping). Unfortunately I find no stripper I ask a guy next to my table about them and he directs me to two nearby clubs *L******P* & *B******F*. I sip my drink very fast and phew! off with my cameras to the above two mentioned clubs. On my way i hear a woman's voice ''Anko.........Anko..........Anko....Kidogo'' i turn my head only to realize am the one being called, two ladies all rushing to where am standing and one starts ''

Lady one---> Mambo
ME---> Poa
Lady one---> Naona uko lonely
Lady two---> Naitwa Nancy Sijui wewe?
ME---> Naitwa Mike
Lady One---> Aaaaaw Mike, a sexy name

I decide to hit the nail on the head "Mwasemaje?"
One is like "nataka kukukeep busy leo"  the other one is like "hutaregret" they have a disagreement on who to go with me but eventually the other lady *Purity* pulls out of the race and now am remaining with one *Nancy* and she gives me the services she offers with their prices as stated below

1. ONE SHOT ---> 300
2. TWO SHOTS ---> 600
3. WHOLE NIGHT ---> 1500

Just before she finishes giving me the breakdown she notices am holding a camera and a question comes out "Kwani wewe ni wa Jicho Pevu?" I tell her no because if at all it was a Yes then i would have been dead by now.....I cut her short by telling her am on official duty and can't go with her, she agrees to that very quickly and off she goes.....A sigh of relief after 30 hectic minutes. I proceed to B*****f and this time very careful because cameras are their biggest enemy. I enter the club and O.M.G strippers are all over. As i head to the Counter to get a drink and roll my eyes as i spectate i collide with a nude lady, she is profusely sweating and i figure out she was the one on stage when i entered the club. I take it easy and order for my drink and find a place to sit. It's already mid night and the show is bound to be hot, The Disco Joker is busy doing what he does best. Ladies from Kenya,Uganda,Tanzania, Nigeria come on stage showing their nude bodies and yes that's what they call 'WORK'. The club is loaded by people from all walks of life and now the theme of the show is bound to start....S******y the show stopper gets on stage and that's where hell breaks loose, He is said to ........TO BE CONTINUED

Saturday, April 20, 2013

PROSTITUTES PAID FOR THEIR LOSS OF SOCIAL STANDING IN SOCIETY




Much will be written about the moral decadence of Mtwapa that its quite, impossible to visit the town without pre-conceived ideas. Teenage youthful school drop-out girl’s young men, medium age single mothers are in trouble, Since their hub of life is centered on prostitution. How? They offer their bodies for sexual intercourse in exchange for money.

Prostitution in Mtwapa is a profession and a source of livelihood to different groups of prostitutes called sex-workers. In particular during the day  its low key while generally at night  its at the  peak. Sometimes at night one may think it’s a formalized social institution in its own right.

Anyway, what is prostitution? According to oxford English dictionary, it’s a practice of prostituting one self with multiple partners for congress, it’s a consequence of social-economic psychological and biological aspects of life.

However, the overwhelming  obsession in Mtwapa to prostitution is facilitated by seven different types of prostitutes.

  • bar prostitutes
  • bar maid prostitutes
  • street light prostitutes
  • indoor prostitutes
  • super rich prostitutes
  • sugar daddy prostitutes
  •  sugar mummy  prostitutes

Let us examine one after the other:-

Bar Prostitutes:-these are prostitutes who visit the bar from their respective residence  purposely to get a drink, a meal and some money from a male prostitute in exchange for money

Bar maid prostitutes:- these are some staff working within the bar  but discreetly prostitute themselves as sex workers to supplement their low salaries.

Street light prostitute:- are those who hang outside night spots for example bars  but mainly where they could get  illuminated by light. They normally  hang themselves in designated areas.

Indoor prostitutes:- these operate as sex workers from the comfort of their homes , male clientele would pay them visits for sex

Super rich prostitutes:- are well off prostitutes  who will venture out to have one for the road but at the back of their minds prey on rich male clientele, in most cases they are selective.

Sugar daddy (prostitutes:-these are older men who pay a teenage and youth school  drop outs.

Sugar mummy (prostitutes):-these are older women who are  well off but occasionally visit bars they normally keep gigolo’s who benefit from material remuneration and some money for  up.

Needless to say, all the groups crave for satisfaction one way or the other, sadly though most of the sex-workers are paid for loss of social standing in society. They change men with confusing regularity despite the prevalence of Hiv/Aids diseases

Their commitment to their “evil cancer” in society especially at night has earned them a tag  of “nocturnal predators.” prostitution is in Mtwapa to stay, Prostitutes have literally forfeited all rights to dignity and respect both to themselves and class as well as  within society at large.

Some prostitutes are opposed to the use of contraceptives hence have given men opportunity to plant a seed here and another there without thinking seriously of social consequences’ of sex liberalism.

A sight of a naïve foreign white man or woman engenders competion so, fortune, favours the brave. In their regard however anyone who  radiates warmth, charm and a sense of fun, captivates “mzungu”.....................to be continued....


                      Article by

francis barasa (freelance photo journalist based in Mtwapa)
Cell phone: 0710 102916 or 0736499082

Email: francis_snr@yahoo.com

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon, dies.

Neil Armstrong was a quiet self-described nerdy engineer who became a global hero when as a steely-nerved pilot he made "one giant leap for mankind" with a small step on to the moon. The modest man who had people on Earth entranced and awed from almost a quarter million miles away has died. He was 82.
Armstrong died following complications resulting from cardiovascular procedures, a statement yesterday from his family said. It didn't say where he died.
Armstrong commanded the Apollo 11 spacecraft that landed on the moon July 20, 1969, capping the most daring of the 20th century's scientific expeditions. His first words after setting foot on the surface are etched in history books and the memories of those who heard them in a live broadcast.
"That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind," Armstrong said.
In those first few moments on the moon, during the climax of a heated space race with the then Soviet Union, Armstrong stopped in what he called "a tender moment" and left a patch to commemorate NASA astronauts and Soviet cosmonauts who had died in action.
"It was special and memorable but it was only instantaneous because there was work to do," Armstrong told an Australian television interviewer this year.
Armstrong and Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin spent nearly three hours walking on the lunar surface, collecting samples, conducting experiments and taking photographs.
"The sights were simply magnificent, beyond any visual experience that I had ever been exposed to," Armstrong once said.
The moonwalk marked America's victory in the Cold War space race that began October 4, 1957, with the launch of the Soviet Union's Sputnik 1, a 184-pound satellite that sent shock waves around the world.
Although he had been a Navy fighter pilot, a test pilot for NASA's forerunner and an astronaut, Armstrong never allowed himself to be caught up in the celebrity and glamour of the space programme.
"I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer," he said in February 2000 in one of his rare public appearances. "And I take a substantial amount of pride in the accomplishments of my profession."
A man who kept away from cameras, Armstrong went public in 2010 with his concerns about President Barack Obama's space policy that shifted attention away from a return to the moon and emphasised private companies developing spaceships. He testified before Congress and in an e-mail to The Associated Press, Armstrong said he had "substantial reservations", and along with more than two dozen Apollo-era veterans, he signed a letter calling the plan a "misguided proposal that forces NASA out of human space operations for the foreseeable future".
Armstrong's modesty and self-effacing manner never faded.
When he appeared in Dayton in 2003 to help celebrate the 100th anniversary of powered flight, he bounded onto a stage before 10,000 people packed into a baseball stadium. But he spoke for only a few seconds, did not mention the moon, and quickly ducked out of the spotlight.
He later joined former astronaut and Senator John Glenn to lay wreaths on the graves of Wilbur and Orville Wright. Glenn introduced Armstrong and noted it was 34 years to the day that Armstrong had walked on the moon.
"Thank you, John. Thirty-four years?" Armstrong quipped, as if he hadn't given it a thought.
At another joint appearance, the two embraced and Glenn commented: "To this day, he's the one person on Earth I'm truly, truly envious of."
Armstrong's moonwalk capped a series of accomplishments that included piloting the X-15 rocket plane and making the first space docking during the Gemini 8 mission, which included a successful emergency splashdown.
In the years afterward, Armstrong retreated to the quiet of the classroom and his southwest Ohio farm. Aldrin said in his book Men from Earth that Armstrong was one of the quietest, most private men he had ever met.
In the Australian interview, Armstrong acknowledged that "now and then I miss the excitement about being in the cockpit of an airplane and doing new things".
At the time of the flight's 40th anniversary, Armstrong again was low-key, telling a gathering that the space race was "the ultimate peaceful competition: USA versus USSR. It did allow both sides to take the high road with the objectives of science and learning and exploration."
Glenn, who went through jungle training in Panama with Armstrong as part of the astronaut programme, described him as "exceptionally brilliant" with technical matters but "rather retiring, doesn't like to be thrust into the limelight much".
Derek Elliott, curator of the Smithsonian Institution's US Air and Space Museum from 1982 to 1992, said the moonwalk probably marked the high point of space exploration.
The manned lunar landing was a boon to the prestige of the United States, which had been locked in a space race with the former Soviet Union, and re-established US pre-eminence in science and technology, Elliott said.
"The fact that we were able to see it and be a part of it means that we are in our own way witnesses to history," he said.
The 1969 landing met an audacious deadline that President Kennedy had set in May 1961, shortly after Alan Shepard became the first American in space with a 15-minute suborbital flight. (Soviet cosmonaut Yuri A Gagarin had orbited the Earth and beaten the US into space the previous month.)
"I believe this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before the decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to Earth," Kennedy had said. "No single space project in this period will be more impressive to mankind, or more important to the long-range exploration of space; and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish."
The end-of-decade goal was met with more than five months to spare. "Houston: Tranquility Base here," Armstrong radioed after the spacecraft settled onto the moon. "The Eagle has landed."
"Roger, Tranquility," the Houston staffer radioed back. "We copy you on the ground. You've got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. We're breathing again. Thanks a lot."
The third astronaut on the mission, Michael Collins, circled the moon in the mother ship Columbia 60 miles overhead while Armstrong and Aldrin went to the moon's surface.
In all, 12 American astronauts walked on the moon between 1969 and the last moon mission in 1972.
For Americans, reaching the moon provided uplift and respite from the Vietnam War, from strife in the Middle East, from the startling news just a few days earlier that a young woman had drowned in a car driven off a wooden bridge on Chappaquiddick Island by Senator Edward Kennedy. The landing occurred as organisers were gearing up for Woodstock, the legendary three-day rock festival on a farm in the Catskills of New York.
Armstrong was born August 5, 1930, on a farm near Wapakoneta in western Ohio. He took his first airplane ride at age six and developed a fascination with aviation that prompted him to build model airplanes and conduct experiments in a homemade wind tunnel.



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Mourners in Zanzibar pay last respects to Magufuli

Residents of Zanzibar on Tuesday bid farewell to the late President John Magufuli. On Saturday and Sunday, the body was in Dar es Salaam for...